One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a
show of hands from those who could use the word “beautiful” in the
same sentence twice. First, she called on little Suzie, who responded
with, “My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked
beautiful in it.” “Very good, Suzie,” replied the teacher. She then
called on little Michael. “My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and
it turned out beautifully,” he said. “Excellent, Michael!” Then, the
teacher called on little Johnny. “Last night, at the dinner table, my
sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, ‘Beautiful,
just fucking beautiful!'”

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