Explaining The Birds and Bees to Little Johnny

Little Johnnys’ Dad realized it was time to have “The Talk” with him. After a long and uncomfortable chat about the birds and the bees he paused and asked little Johnny if he had any questions.
Little Johnny thinks for a moment and says”Just one. What does a vagina look like?”
Well asks the Dad, before sex or after?
Little Johnny says, Before sex I guess.
Dad says, Picture if you will a bueatiful flower with soft delicate petals.
Oh says Johnny. Sounds nice. Just out of curiosity what does it look like after sex?
Well says Dad, picture if you will a bulldog eating mayonnaise.

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