A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to the gynecologist.
He took one look at the woman and all his professionalism went out the window. He immediately asked the woman to undress.
After she disrobed, the gynecologist began stroking her thigh. He asked her, “Do you know what I am doing?”
“Yes”, she replied. “You’re checking for any abrasions or abnormalities.”
“That’s right”, said the gynecologist.
Emboldened, he began to fondle her breasts. “Do you know what I am doing now?”
“Yes, you are checking for any lumps or breast cancer,” she replied.
“Correct”, said the gynecologist.
Deciding to go for broke, he unzipped his pants and stuck his you-know-what into you-know-where.
“Do you know what I am doing now?”
“Yes,” she said dryly. “You’re getting herpes, which is why I came to see you in the first place.”