Donald and Henrietta sought the help of a marriage counselor.
“The key to a happy marriage is communication,” said the counselor. He motioned to Henrietta and asked, “Now what would you say is the biggest difficulty you are currently facing?”
Without hesitation Henrietta said, “Our sex life is in a lot of trouble.”
Donald chimed in with, “That’s putting it mildly!”
“Tell me, Donald,” queried the counselor, “Do you have any sexual fantasies that you think could improve your sex life?”
“Of course! I have all kinds of sexual fantasies,” he boasted.
“Have you ever tried discussing these fantasies with your wife?” asked the counselor.
“What’s the point?” scoffed Donald. “She isn’t in any of them.”