The Dial

An older woman goes into the plastic surgeon to have the skin on her face tightened. When she awakens from the procedure she feels a lump at the back of her neck. She asks the doctor what is this about. He responds, “that’s a custom dial that helps keep your skin tight, if you notice your skin sagging, turn the dial a little and it will fix the problem”
She happily goes on her way but just a few months later returns to the doctor for some help with the pimples on her forehead she can’t get to clear up. After close examination the doctor sits back and tells her “lady, those aren’t pimples, they are your nipples, and if you don’t quit turning that dial, before long you are going to have a mustache