The Mothman Cometh

A man walked into a dentist’s office and said, “Excuse me, can you help me? I think I’m a moth.”

The dentist explained, “You don’t need a dentist. You need a psychiatrist.”

“Yes, I know,” acknowledged the man.

“So, why did you come in here?” asked the dentist.

Nonchalantly the man said, “The light was on.”