Moses went up the mountain while his followers waited below.
The clouds obscured what was going on, and all anyone could hear or see was 40 days of thunder and lightning.
Finally Moses came staggering back down.
The people approached Moses and asked, “What happened up there?”
“I’ve got good news and bad news,” Moses began. “The good news is that I got Him down to 10 commandments.”
“Tell us the bad news,” the masses cried.
“Adultery is still on there.”