Sweetening the Sale

A used car salesman was having a little trouble selling a particular car to a young man.

Finally the salesman said, “I’ll tell you what. If you buy this car, you can have that cute blonde in my office for the rest of the afternoon.”

So the young man bought the car and took the blonde out to Lover’s Lane. As he put his arm around her, he whispered something into her ear.

“Oh, no!” she replied, “You already got that when you bought this car!”