An elderly gentleman had a serious hearing problem for a number of years. He went to the doctor and was fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the man to hear again.
A month went by and the man went back to the doctor for a standard follow up.
The doctor remarked, “It would seem your hearing is nearly perfect now. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again.”
“Oh, I haven’t told my family yet,” said the old man. “I just sit around and listen to the conversations, and I’ve changed my will three times!”