Lost Little Johnny

Little Johnny was wandering up and down the aisles of a supermarket while crying his eyes out.

“What’s the matter fella?” asked a stock boy.

“I’ve lost my mommy!” wailed Little Johnny.

“Don’t worry, we’ll soon find her,” soothed the stock boy.

“Now tell me, what’s mommy like?”

“Bourbon and men with big dicks,” sobbed Little Johnny