Get Out!

During a heated argument, the wife got so mad at her husband, she told him to pack his bags and get out.

The husband momentarily glared at her in disbelief, but then quickly ran to the bedroom and started packing.

As he made his way to the door she yelled, “I hope you die a long, slow, painful death.”

He turned around and said, “After I went through all the trouble of packing, now you’re wanting me to stay?”