Her First Time

A college girl was having a heart-to-heart talk with her mother on her first visit home since she started at the university.

“Mom, I have to tell you,” the girl confessed. “I lost my virginity last weekend.”

“I’m not surprised,” said her mother. “It was bound to happen sooner or later. I just hope it was a romantic and pleasurable experience.”

“Well, yes and no,” the girl remarked.

“Oh?” questioned her mother.

“The first eight guys felt great, but after that it got really sore.”