Horny Husband

The man was feeling a little frisky after working late one night at the office.

He went home and found his wife sound asleep in the bed with her mouth wide open. He went to the medicine cabinet, got two aspirin, and dropped them into her mouth.

She started to choke, but quickly recovered and demanded to know, “What did you put in my mouth?”

Nonchalantly he said, “Two aspirin.”

“BUT I DON’T HAVE A HEADACHE!” she shouted.

Moving in he said, “That’s all I wanted to hear.”