The Difference Between Pussy and Cunt

One day a boy asks his dad, “What’s the difference between a pussy and a cunt?”

Dad thought for a minute and said “Come with me.”

He took his son to his mother’s bedroom, where she was sleeping nude.

“Son” he whispered, “see that brown soft furry patch? That is a pussy.”

The boy asked, “May I touch it to see how soft and furry it is?”

“No!” replied his father. “That might wake the cunt up.”