A married couple walks past a gorilla enclosure, at the Zoo.
Says the woman, “Mark, do you know that gorillas are the only animals which resemble men in their behavior? Look, seeing that no one is looking, I will expose one of my breasts, and see how excited it gets, just as men do.”
Mary then exposes one of her breasts, and sure enough the gorilla gets excited and grabs the bars of the enclosure as if it wanted to break free.
See, says the woman, “Now, I know why you react the way you do. Men can’t control their animal instincts, just like gorillas can’t.”
Says Mark, “Now expose both breasts, and let’s see what happens.”
The woman exposes both breasts to the gorilla. It gets very excited, and is now desperately trying to escape from the enclosure.
Says Mark, “This is incredible!! Now, pull your skirt up, turn around and expose your bum, and let us see what happens!”
The woman pulls her skirt up, turns around with her bum to the gorilla, which by now, is extremely aroused, breaks free from the enclosure, grabs the woman, and starts ripping the clothes off her.
The woman yells. “Mark, what do I do now? Help me!”
Mark replies, “Tell him you have a headache and you are not in the mood. Now let us see if gorillas and men are the same!”
Gail’s Sunday Pic
Sunday, August 17, 2025
Murphy's Moment
As mentioned a few weeks ago, I lost my beloved orange tabby, Alex, on June 19, 2025. While he had an amazing 16 year run, his passing came much sooner than it should have. I still miss him dearly.
Fortunately cats are pretty easy to come by. All you need is Craigslist and a little patience. After watching religiously for about 7 weeks, anyone could find the exact cat they were looking for... and that's how I got Murphy! Come to think of it, that's kinda how I got Alex as well.
Murphy was born on June 22, 2025. This tasty little hash brown was listed Tuesday night. I texted the number the next morning and went right round to go see him that afternoon. He was perfect, so I paid the $10 "rehoming" fee and took him to be my newest, bestest buddy.
Ten bucks probably sounds like a pretty good deal, right? Well... Yesterday he had his first vet appointment, and the bill wasn't cheap. I already knew he had ear mites because he had been scratching at his ears, so I swabbed them and looked at it under an old microscope of mine. Let's just say they threw in the ear mite cleaning FOR FREE because they were already able to cover a yacht payment with everything else they charged me for!
His follow up booster shot is in 3 weeks. Cha-ching! smh.
As of this Sunday, I've had him a total of about 4 days, and so far he's cost me well over $500! At least he's comfortable and feels right at home. While he can't jump up on the bed yet, his needle like claws allow him to climb up the side of the mattress like Spider-cat, and then he likes to snuggle up with me an Gail... Which kinda worries me, cuz him being so small and all, he's liable to get flattened!
To recap: I got another cat. He's orange, he's smol, and he's a little spitfire. That's about all I have to say on the subject at the moment, but I'm sure there will be more photo ops along the way.
Pax,
-f2x
