A married couple walks past a gorilla enclosure, at the Zoo.
Says the woman, “Mark, do you know that gorillas are the only animals which resemble men in their behavior? Look, seeing that no one is looking, I will expose one of my breasts, and see how excited it gets, just as men do.”
Mary then exposes one of her breasts, and sure enough the gorilla gets excited and grabs the bars of the enclosure as if it wanted to break free.
See, says the woman, “Now, I know why you react the way you do. Men can’t control their animal instincts, just like gorillas can’t.”
Says Mark, “Now expose both breasts, and let’s see what happens.”
The woman exposes both breasts to the gorilla. It gets very excited, and is now desperately trying to escape from the enclosure.
Says Mark, “This is incredible!! Now, pull your skirt up, turn around and expose your bum, and let us see what happens!”
The woman pulls her skirt up, turns around with her bum to the gorilla, which by now, is extremely aroused, breaks free from the enclosure, grabs the woman, and starts ripping the clothes off her.
The woman yells. “Mark, what do I do now? Help me!”
Mark replies, “Tell him you have a headache and you are not in the mood. Now let us see if gorillas and men are the same!”
Gail’s Sunday Pic
Sunday, December 21, 2025
2025 Year in Review
So it's been kind of a mixed bag this year. Sadly, my Aunt Pam passed away back in February, then my cat, Alex, died in June. On the plus side, I got Murphy in August, and I finally managed to pay off what was left of my old revolving credit card debt that I've had hanging over me for 40 years.
Born on June 22, 2025, Murphy is about 6 months old as of this post. I picked him up off Craig's List for $10 when he was about 7 weeks old. Since then I've spent about $1300 over 5 vet visits to make sure he got all his shots and yes that includes neutering. Where Alex merely tolerated Gail, Murphy adores her. and the two are regularly seen snuggling up to one another. Those photos aren't staged. These two are really that close.
In spite of everything, I'm still gainfully employed. it's highly doubtful AI is going to take my job anytime soon, so I guess I can be thankful for that. On the other hand I recently found out I have chronic kidney disease, so that's no beuno. I won't find out until January if lifestyle and medication changes are going to be enough to keep it from progressing. Fingers crossed.
On a lighter note, I've started occasionally live-streaming Tarot card readings on Twitch. No, I don't actually believe in magical mumbo-jumbo, but there is an art to the craft. I look at Tarot as basically being psychology with flashcards. There are 78 cards, and each card can have different and multiple meanings depending on its context. When you know what you're doing you can ALWAYS match randomly dealt cards to the context. Form a coherent narrative around the cards and you can actually gain an altered perspective on your situation that may give you more confidence in facing your problems.
So that's about it for 2025. Not gonna lie: While it wasn't all bad, this year sucked pretty hard. I can't make any promises, but I fully intend on putting out more than 2 comics in 2026, and I might even include a few more jokes and rants.
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year everybody!
Pax,
-f2x
