Imma Let You Finish… When I leave.

Yes, I’ve finally decided to end my extended hiatus. You’ll probably notice the characters have a new look. The panel is bigger too. They almost look like how I see them in my head. Almost… I really just want to start over again, but I really hate the idea of breaking the internet if I erase the past. So it’s going to be interesting to see how this all pans out. BTW, I’ve got the next three Saturdays after today already lined up. If I get too far ahead I’ll start publishing daily again…

How Jawbreakers Cure Broken Jaws

A woman goes to the doctor. She says to him “Every time my husband comes home, he ends up attacking me, and it’s giving me bruises everywhere and I just want it to stop.”

The doctor replies “I have just the trick. What you need to do is get a jawbreaker, and whenever your husband comes home, just put it in your mouth and suck on it. No matter what, just keep sucking on it. Your problems will go away in no time.”

The woman seems surprised by this trick, but she agrees to try it.

One month later, the woman returns to the doctor. With excitement, she tells him that the jawbreaker trick has worked, and that her husband no longer hurts her. The doctor responds “Good, now you know the value of keeping your mouth shut.”