Q: “Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?”
A: “Because she got hit by a bus
Q: Why can’t Helen Keller drive?
A: She’s dead.
Q: “Why did Hitler not drink Tequila?”
A: “Because it made him mean.”
Q: “What’s green and pecks on trees?”
A: “Woody the Wood Pickle.
Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: No-eye deer.
Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
A: Still, no-eye deer
Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no reproductive organs?
A: Still, no fucking eye deer.
Q: “What do you call a slow moving poop?”
A: “A turdle.”
Q: What animal can jump higher than a mountain?
A: All of them! Mountains can’t jump!
Q: Why did the quarter go so high when it was flipped
A: Because it has an eagle on the back.
Q: In which month do people talk the least?
A: February, because it is the shortest month.
Q: What is the last thing through a bugs mind when struck by a car?
A: His asshole.
Q: “What’s red and hurts your teeth?”
A: “A brick!”