Wasting

I know it’s been a long time since my last update, and there’s really no exuse. I had been working on updating the look of the characters with things like hands, eyes with sclera and irises, arms and legs that bulged and tapered, improved depiction of the female bustline, and a few other things. Making the vision come to life was challenging enough for me, but getting things set up so I could rapidly produce new comics on a schedule was to take a bit more effort than I wanted to expend. I’m still working out some of the kinks.

Q & A: The Bad Jokes Found on Popsicle Sticks.

Q: “Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?”

A: “Because she got hit by a bus

Q: Why can’t Helen Keller drive?

A: She’s dead.

Q: “Why did Hitler not drink Tequila?”

A: “Because it made him mean.”

Q: “What’s green and pecks on trees?”

A: “Woody the Wood Pickle.

Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?

A: No-eye deer.

Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

A: Still, no-eye deer

Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no reproductive organs?

A: Still, no fucking eye deer.

Q: “What do you call a slow moving poop?”

A: “A turdle.”

Q: What animal can jump higher than a mountain?

A: All of them! Mountains can’t jump!

Q: Why did the quarter go so high when it was flipped

A: Because it has an eagle on the back.

Q: In which month do people talk the least?

A: February, because it is the shortest month.

Q: What is the last thing through a bugs mind when struck by a car?

A: His asshole.

Q: “What’s red and hurts your teeth?”

A: “A brick!”