Ginger Jokes

Editor’s note: The Ginger Jokes series has been our most popular.
We have two other pages you may also like to see:
More Ginger Jokes
Ginger Jokes Part III

What’s a redhead’s idea of the shortest way to a
man’s heart? Through the breastbone.

What is the difference between a redhead and a
terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.

What do you call a woman who knows where her
husband is every night? A redhead!

What’s safer: a redhead or a piranha?
The piranha. They only attack in schools.

How do you get a redhead’s mood to change?
Wait 10 seconds.

What do you call a Redhead with an attitude?

Only two things are necessary to keep a redhead
happy. One is to let her think she is having her
own way, and the other is to let her have it.

We have a winner!

A blonde goes into a coffee shop and notices there’s a “peel and win” sticker on her coffee cup. So she peels it off and starts screaming,”I’ve won a motorhome!  I’ve won a motorhome!”

The waitress says, “That’s impossible. The biggest prize is a free Lunch!”

But the blonde keeps on screaming, “I’ve won a motorhome!  I’ve won a motorhome!”

Finally, the manager comes over and says, “Ma’am, I’m sorry, but you’re mistaken.  You couldn’t have possibly won a motorhome because we didn’t have that as a prize.

The blonde says, “No, it’s not a mistake.  I’ve won a motorhome!”  And she hands the ticket to the manager and he reads . . .