What’s a redhead’s idea of the shortest way to a
man’s heart? Through the breastbone.
What is the difference between a redhead and a
terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.
What do you call a woman who knows where her
husband is every night? A redhead!
What’s safer: a redhead or a piranha?
The piranha. They only attack in schools.
How do you get a redhead’s mood to change?
Wait 10 seconds.
What do you call a Redhead with an attitude?
Only two things are necessary to keep a redhead
happy. One is to let her think she is having her
own way, and the other is to let her have it.