A couple of preachers stood along a rural road with a large sign that read, “The end is near! Turn yourself around before it’s too late!”
As a car drove by, they frantically waived their arms, yelled at the motorist, and pointed to the sign.
Unphased, the driver yelled out his window, “Get out of the road you religious zealots!” He proceeded to drive around the bend, and a moment later there was the sound of a large splash.
One of the preachers looked to the other and said, “I told you we should put up a sign that reads ‘Bridge Out’ instead.”