A politician was driving down a country road one afternoon, when all of a sudden, he crashed into a tree along an old farmer’s field.
Seeing what happened, the old farmer went over to investigate. He then proceeded to dig a hole and bury the politician.
After the farmer tossed the body into the hole, the politician came to and pleaded for someone to help as the dirt rained down on him from above.
A few days later, the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed vehicle, and asked the old farmer, “Was he dead?”
“Well,” The old farmer replied with a thoughtful expression, “He said he wasn’t, but you know how them politicians lie.”