Kenny had been taking skydiving classes, and was about to take his first solo jump. After he dove out of the airplane, he counted to ten and pulled the ripcord. The chute emerged tangled. After cutting it free, he then pulled the cord on the reserve chute, and it also was tangled.
At this point he began praying to God as he fell to the earth below. To his amazement, could see a man coming up with equal velocity.
“Hey, do you know anything about parachutes?” he shouted to him, as they passed by.
“No,” replied the man. “Do you know anything about gas grills?”