A businessman arrived home form work about 6pm. He was barely through the door when his wife greeted him with a passionate kiss. She pulled him into the bedroom, pushed him down on the bed, unzipped his fly, and began to give him a fantastic blow job.
Not daring to interrupt her, he waited until he had gotten off in a mighty explosion, which she slurped up eagerly and swallowed.
He fondly looked at her and asked, “All right, dear, what did you do to the car this time?”