Karen and Mindy had just got back from lunch. As she walked into her cubical, Karen spied a large box of roses on her desk. She let out an audible “Oh fuck!” under her breath.
“What’s the matter?” said Mindy. “Don’t you like getting flowers?”
“Oh sure,” says Karen, “but my boyfriend always has expectations after giving me flowers, and I just don’t feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air.”
Mindy replies, “Geez Karen, don’t you have a vase?”