Two eight-year-old boys played in a vacant lot every day, and across the street was a brothel. Day after day they saw men go up, knock on the door, go in, and eventually come out happy and smiling.
One day they became curious and decided to see what was going on. The madam answered the door, looked down at the boys, and asked what they wanted.
They explained what they saw, and told her that they were curious as to what goes on inside. The Madam thought for a moment, shrugged, and said, “Do you have 5 dollars?”
Both boys dug deep into their pockets but only came up with a total of 50¢.
She said, “OK, that will have to do,” as she proceeded to lift her skirt and pull down her panties. She told both boys to take a sniff, which they did. After which she closed the door, and the kids went on their way home.
About halfway down the block one boy turned to the other and said, “Ya know Joey, I don’t think I coulda stood 5 dollars worth of that.”