Big Bad Bart walked into a bar. He was a rather large, menacing guy. He ordered a beer, chugged it back, and then bellowed, “All you guys on this side of the bar are cocksuckers!”
A sudden silence descended. After a brief pause, he added, “Anyone got a problem with that?” The silence deepened.
Bart chugged back another beer and growled, “And all you guys on this side of the bar are motherfuckers!”
Once again, the bar was silent. He scowled at them belligerently and roared, “Anyone got a problem with that?”
A lone man got up from his stool and started walking towards Big Bad Bart.
Bart looked the man square in the eye and said, “You got a problem, buddy?”
“Oh no,” insisted the man. “I’m just on the wrong side of the bar.