A couple was trying their best to save it for their wedding night, but one evening they were unable to resist each other any longer, and the young lady told him he could put it in, but only an inch or so.
He promised to restrain himself, and after assuming the position, he eased into heaven’s gate, but “only a little”.
After holding off for as long as he could, he recklessly slipped her the whole banana.
Moaning in ecstasy she cried out, “Oh, that’s wonderful, Darling! I’ve changed my mind! Please put it all the way in!”
Thinking fast her lover said, “I’m sorry my dear, but a promise is a promise!”