The Signs of an Affair

Three friends were talking at the bar.

The first friend admitted, “I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed… and they weren’t mine.”

The second friend answered, “I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber. The other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn’t mine.”

The third guy told them, “I think my wife is having an affair with a horse!”

Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief.

“No, I’m serious! The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed.”

The Signs of an Affair
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