Delores special ordered her new car from the dealership. A few days later, the salesman called and politely informed her that her new car was ready to be picked up.
When she saw the vehicle for the first time, Delores was appalled, “No, no, no! That is not the color that I requested.”
Without missing a beat, the sly salesman explained, “Of course it is, madam. This is a freshly painted car, and it hasn’t had time to oxidize to the proper shade yet.”