After getting a good look in the mirror, Bob finally realized why he couldn’t attract the hot ladies like he used to. He had gotten quite flabby and out of shape over the years, so to counter this he signed up for a membership at the local health club.
He had been working out daily for weeks, but didn’t seem to be making much progress. He went up to one of the fitness trainers and asked, “What machines should I be using to impress the ladies?”
The trainer quickly sized up Bob and said, “You might try starting with the ATM out in the parking lot.”