The Ultimatum

Bob and Tim were sitting at the bar. Bob lit up a cigarette.

“My wife gave me an ultimatum last night,” said Bob. “Either I quit smoking, or she won’t have sex with me anymore.”

“Ouch! That’s harsh,” said Tim. “How long do you think you can hold out?”

“Until my girlfriend dies and I get arthritis.”

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