Jim approached the Elections Office receptionist and said, “I want to register as a candidate for the upcoming election.”
She replied, “Certainly, sir. Just fill out this form.”
A few minutes later, he was back.
“Do I really need to answer this question: ‘Are you circumcised?’ Is that really necessary?”
The receptionist replied, “Yes. If you’re circumcised, you’re not eligible to run.”
“What possible difference would that make?” Jim protested.
“Well, as everybody knows,” informed the receptionist, “all politicians are complete pricks!”