Kenny came home from work one afternoon and was stopped by his neighbor.
“It may be none of my business, but this afternoon a strange man came to your house and your wife let him in. I peeked in the window and saw them making wild, passionate love.”
Kenny said,”Was he short, about 5’4″?”
“Yes,” the neighbor answered, “I believe he was.”
“Did he have a droopy eye, and appear drunk?” Kenny asked.
“Yes,” the neighbor agreed.
“Then that was the mailman, Jim,” Kenny responded. “He’ll screw anyone!”