A man fell asleep on the beach. He woke up several hours later with a severe sunburn to his legs. His skin had started to blister. Anything that touched his legs caused agony. He was rushed to the nearest hospital.
The lead on the medical staff at the hospital checked him out and prescribed intravenous electrolytes, a mild sedative, and Viagra.
Rather astounded, the nurse inquired, “What good will Viagra do him in that condition?”
The doctor replied, “It’ll keep the sheet off his legs.”