The Second Honeymoon

An old couple was planning a second honeymoon for their golden wedding anniversary.

She suggested, “We’ll go to all the same places like we did fifty years ago.”

He mumbled, “Uh huh.”

“And we’ll do all the same things that we did fifty years ago.”

“Uh huh.”

“And we’ll make love like we did fifty years ago.”

He responded, “Yeah, except this time it’ll be me who sits on the side of the bed and cries, ‘It’s too big. It’s too big!'”


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