A woman in her fifties was happily jumping on her bed in the nude while squealing with delight.
Her husband watched her for a while and asked, “Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What’s the matter with you?”
While continuing to bounce, the woman said, “I don’t care what you think. I just came from having a mammogram and the doctor said that not only am I healthy, but I have the breasts of an 18 year-old.”
“What did he say about your 55-year old ass?” the husband remarked wryly.
“Your name never came up,” she replied.