The Second Coming

A young Catholic girl went to confession and said to the priest, “I think I’m pregnant.”

He asked, “How did this happen, my child?”

Nervously she said, “I think it has something to do with the second coming.”

Shocked by this reply, the priest asked, “What makes you think this has anything to do with the Second Coming?”

She replied, “Because I swallowed the first one.”

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