Two older ladies, Margret and Gertrude, were walking through the museum and got separated for a spell.
When they ran into each other later Margret said, “Did you see that statue of the naked man back there?”
“Yes I did!” said Gertrude. “I was absolutely shocked! How can they display such a thing! Why, the penis on that statue was far too large!”
With a smile Margret blurted out, “…and cold, too!”