A man moved to a nudist colony. Not long after, he received a letter from his mother asking him to send her a current picture.
The man was too embarrassed to let her know that he lived in a nudist colony, so he cut a photo in half and sent her only the top part.
Later that week, he received another letter asking him to send a picture to his grandmother.
The man cut another picture in half, but accidentally sent his grandma the bottom half.
He was really worried when he realized he sent the wrong half, but then remembered how bad his grandmother’s eyesight was and hoped she wouldn’t notice.
A few weeks later he received another letter from his grandmother. It said, “Thank you for the picture, but please consider changing your hair style. It makes your nose look long!”