The Fucking Badge

A DEA officer made a stop at a farm, “I need to inspect your farm for any illegal drug growing.”

The farmer said “Okay, but don’t go in that field over there.”

The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, “Mister, I have the authority of the federal government with me!” Reaching into his rear pants pocket the arrogant officer removed his badge and shoved it in the farmer’s face. “See this fucking badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish, on any land, no questions asked or answers given! Do you understand? Have I made myself clear?”

The farmer nodded politely, apologized, and went about his chores.

A short time later, the farmer heard loud screaming, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by an angry bull. With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he would be gored before reaching safety. The officer was clearly terrified.

So the farmer threw down his tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs, “Your badge, show him your fucking BADGE!”

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