An old lady was rocking away the last of her days on her front porch, reflecting on her long life. All of a sudden, a fairy godmother appeared in front of her and informed her that she would be granted three wishes.
The old lady made her first wish, “I guess I would like to be really, really rich.”
POOF! A huge pile of money appeared next to her on the porch!
She smiled and said, “Gee, I guess I wouldn’t mind being young and beautiful again.”
POOF! She turned into a beautiful young woman.
“Your third wish?” asked the fairy godmother.
Just then the old woman’s cat wandered across the porch in front of them.
“Can you change my cat into a handsome young man?” she asked.
POOF! Before her stood a young man more handsome than anyone she could possibly imagine.
As her fairy godmother flew away, the handsome young man sauntered across the porch and whispered in her ear, “Now I bet you’re really sorry you had me neutered!”