A husband brought his wife to a psychiatrist.
The doctor asked, “So what seems to be the problem?”
“It’s my wife, Doc,” said the man. “For the last six months she’s had this delusion that she’s a lawnmower.”
The psychiatrist frowned and said, “This is very serious! Why didn’t you bring her in sooner?”
“Well I would have, but my neighbor kept borrowing her to mow his grass!”