The Lawnmower Woman

A husband brought his wife to a psychiatrist.

The doctor asked, “So what seems to be the problem?”

“It’s my wife, Doc,” said the man. “For the last six months she’s had this delusion that she’s a lawnmower.”

The psychiatrist frowned and said, “This is very serious! Why didn’t you bring her in sooner?”

“Well I would have, but my neighbor kept borrowing her to mow his grass!”

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