Sex Certificate

Greg didn’t know what to get his wife for her birthday, so he went to his friend Hal for advice. “I’m really stumped, Hal,” said Greg. “You know my wife. She’s already got just about everything, and I really don’t know what else she would need or want.”

Hal thought about it for a minute and said, “Why don’t you make up a certificate that says she can have two hours of great sex, any way she wants it. She’ll probably be thrilled!”

Greg thought it was a great idea and decided to give it a try. A week later the two friends met up again. “How’d it turn out?” asked Hal.

“She loved it,” replied Greg. “She jumped up, thanked me, gave me a big kiss, and ran out the door yelling, ‘I’ll see you in two hours’!”

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