One day a sweet little girl became puzzled about her origin. “How did I get here, Mommy?” she asked.
Her mother replied using the well-worn phrase, “Why God sent you from heaven, Honey.”
“And did God send you too, Mommy?” she continued.
“Yes, Sweetheart, he did.”
“And Daddy, and Grandma and Grandpa, and their moms and dads, too?”
“Yes, Honey, all of them, too.”
The child shook her head in disbelief. “No wonder everyone is so grouchy! There hasn’t been any sex in this family for over a hundred years!”