The Fishing Guide

The fisherman called his guide on his mobile phone to make arrangements for the following day. “I’m going fishing with a couple of friends, and I need two punts and a canoe,” he said.

When he arrived, there were two tarty looking women waiting for him at the fishing lodge.

“What the hell is this?” he asked his guide.

“Well”, replied the guide, “when you phoned, I was in the bar and there was a great deal of noise on the line. I managed to get a couple of the local ladies, but what in the hell is a panoe?”

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