A man decided give his wife a bra for her birthday. He entered a ladies shop, and the saleswoman offered to help him.
“What color?” she asked.
He chose the white.
She then asked him for the size, but he hadn’t the faintest idea.
“Now sir, are they the size of a pair of melons, coconuts, grapefruits, or oranges?”
“No,” he answered, “nothing like that.”
“There must be something your wife’s bust resembles.”
He thought long and hard, then looked up and asked, “Have you ever seen a cocker spaniel’s ears?”