The Crotchless Panties

After 25 years of marriage, a husband and wife found their sex life to be lacking. One day, the wife was shopping downtown when she walked by a lingerie shop. She went inside and noticed a sexy pair of crotchless panties for sale. She figured that if anything could spice things up, that would be it. She bought them and hurried home.
She had it all planned out, when her husband would come home from work he would find her waiting for him on the couch wearing nothing but her new panties.
Just as scheduled, she heard keys jingling in the door. and on cue spread her legs. Her husband glanced over at her as he walked in, but said nothing.
“How was your day?” she asked.
“Fine,” he answered blankly.
In a sultry voice she said, “Don’t you want some of this?”
He rolled his eyes and said, “Not if that’s what it does to your panties.”

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