I Fucked Your Mom

A group of guys were drinking in a bar when an older drunken man staggers in. He ambled over and pointed at the guy in the middle, shouting, “Did you know your mom’s the best fuck in town?!”
Some of the patrons in the bar expected a fight, but the man sitting with his friends ignored the comment.
The drunk scoffed as he wandered off and bellied up to the bar at the far end. It wasn’t  ten minutes later, the drunk came back, pointed at the same guy, and says, “I fucked your mom, and she was so fine!”
Again the guy refused to take the bait, and the drunk went back to the far end of the bar.
Ten minutes later, he came back and announced, “Your momma liked it, boy!”
Finally the guy stood up and said, “Go home, Dad. You’re drunk!”

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