Mark and Sally had not been getting along for years, but refused to consider getting a divorce. Being cruel and petty, however, was not entirely off the table.
When Mark bought Sally a cemetery plot for her birthday, she was not the least bit amused, but the following year he didn’t get her anything, which made her even more furious.
“So now you can’t even be bothered to give me anything on my birthday?” she scorned.
“I didn’t see the point,” explained Mark. “You didn’t even use the gift I got you last year.”